Pedal your way to the top at the Bicycle Rental Shop!

Smeet Bicycle Rental Room

The good ol’ folks down at City Hall have hatched a plan to make Smeet City more eco-friendly. They see too many cars on the roads, clogging up the streets and putting everyone in a downright foul mood every day during rush hour. Building a public transport system would be the obvious answer, but unfortunately they blew this year’s entire budget on a giant gold statue of Kim Kardashian to stand in Smeet City Plaza. Quite who voted these clowns into office is beyond me, but modern politics is a perplexing business, Smeeters.

What the City Council CAN do with the small change they have left in the coffers is promote a campaign for an active lifestyle amongst the inhabitants of the city. This includes cycling – whether on the daily commute or just for fun. Being the opportunistic businessperson you are, you contact a friend and open a Bicycle Rental Shop!

Rent your stock of clean bikes out to the eager customers in each queue and watch them cycle off on their day’s adventure. Don’t get too comfortable, though, they’re sure to be coming back later with plenty of repairs for you to get to work on – flat tires, scratched frames, damaged chains and broken gears, these customers aren’t great at looking after your beautiful bikes! Some of them might even have had them stolen…

Once you’ve fixed, washed and cleaned the bikes, they’ll be ready to rent out again. Do it as fast as you can – this is peak season right now!

All the best, Smeeters!